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When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the person wearing pajamas in public is doing.
Benefits of dating me: 1. You`re the smart one
It`s called instant messaging for a reason. ..if I wanted to wait a week for a reply, I`d of sent a bloody letter
I wouldn`t want lesbian parents. Not because I`m homophobic. I just don`t want to get stuck in an endless loop of "Go ask your mother."
The wife and I never really argue except on where to vacation. I wanna go to the beach and she wants to come with me
The best part of waking up is.....wait, I didn`t think this through entirely.
I’ve got a friend whose nickname is “Shagger”. You might think that’s pretty cool. She doesn’t like it
Glad McDonald`s don`t serve hotdogs, I don`t think I could order a McWeiner with a straight face.
Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?
I hav 10 fingers bt i usd only.. the thumb to write this...!
You know what they say about men with big feet ;)..........We always have trouble finding shoes that fit.
It`s a good thing the gas station is open today...... I still have time to do my Christmas shopping.
The reason swans mate for life is because they don`t talk.
I told my kids to follow their hopes and dreams, as long as their hopes and dreams lead them out of my house when they`re 18.
Now they are saying that the Zika virus is sexually transmittable. What kind of pervert is having sex with a mosquito?