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I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
I`m thinking about investing some serious cash in gold....or maybe some other color.
www.amish.com. How did this happen?
I love my work, but I would also love to never have to do it again.
My life coach is the cashier at the liquor store.
"Hello Kitty" should have been a brand of condoms...
A cool thing about being in a relationship is that when you make a mistake you get to hear about it over and over.
Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it`s like a high-five for your feet.
The other day my son asked me who picks up the seeing eye dog`s poop.
I don’t appreciate the 5 minute radio ads about how commercial-free the station is.
This hot fudge sundae hasn`t killed me so it must be making me stronger.
I`m more of a "the glass is half shattered into a million tiny pieces" person.
Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from taking a nap.
Car alarms should sound like two chicks in a fight. I`d look out the window for that.
I wonder if my neighbors are more tired of hearing my dog bark or me screaming at it to shut the f*ck up.