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Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.
Turkish ruler Erdogan was at the White House this week. Sources say he arrived very early so he could beat the crowd.
Anyone know when Facebook is sending us our W-2`s?
Why isn`t a menu board at a coffee house called JavaScript?
Yeah but why do they call him Bigfoot if both of his feet are the exact same size
Currently helping my girlfriend look for her chocolates that I ate 5 hours ago...
Missed Connection: You were standing at the RedBox. I was in my car self pleasuring. I accidentally honked like 8 times.
The fox says you need to stop.
I hate how after an argument I think of really clever stuff I should have said.
24 hours in a day.. 24 beers in a case.. coincidence?
Remember before we met? I miss those days.
It`s scientifically proven that stress is caused by giving a f*ck.
Okay, enough procrastination. Time for excuses.
I would tell you to go to he!! but all dogs go to heaven.
Sometimes you just need to do something stupid while sober so that people will leave you alone about your drinking.