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Falling in love is lot like dying, you never get to do it enough to become good at it.
Todays Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
The hardest part of being a gentleman is going to all of these gentlemen’s clubs.
It’s 2013, why does good food still have calories.
Some people are training as complainers like it is a competitive sport
Childless people wondering what it`s like to have some kiddos? Make a lovely healthy breakfast. Take it and throw it all over the floor.
Here`s how I gained 27lbs of muscle in 5 weeks: Lying.
My short-term memory is my ONLY problem..... Well, that, and my short-term memory
Do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them?
Just saw a coyote next to the highway. I hope this tunnel ahead isn`t just painted on.
hate it when someone says they are miserable when their profile picture says otherwise.
I drink coffee for your protection.
Sometimes.. late at night... I fill my bathtub with tomato sauce and pretend I am a meatball.
is sick and tired and tired of being sick and sick of being tired!
My favorite part of The Notebook is when I turned it off and watched Terminator 3 instead.