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I know that no means no, but that`s about the extent of my Spanish.
I`d be amazing at life if I was only asked to sit and play on the computer all day.
Happy Wednesday 2014 Everyone!
I try not to laugh at my own jokes… but we all know I’m Hilarious.
I only like clicky pens when I am the clicker.
Finding friends with the same disorder as you... priceless!
I like to say, "Well, enough with the small talk" before anyone has a chance to speak.
*Knocks on door* Hey open up. You didn`t reply to my last 43 inbox messages & then you updated about a guy who keeps annoying you. You need help?
I have problems cleaning my house because I get distracted by all the fun things I find.
If I were to quit my job today and become a psychic, I would advertise with a sign that reads, “Voted best psychic of 2016!"
Note to self: you never read these notes so stop writing them.
You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers..
Do you ever walk out of a bathroom and want to put a sign on the door that says "I was just peeing It smelled that way when I went in there"
Can you LIKE this status with your elbow? (no cheating)
Filling out a job application. Under "Military Experience" I put that I once went commando for 4 days in a row.