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Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
Question : if you fart at the gym can people wearing headphones still smell it? Asking for a friend
Facebook: Proving that just because you have an opinion doesn`t mean you should share it.
It makes me sad that so many women feel like they have to wear makeup and clothes.
Handle every stressful situation like a Dog.....Pee on it and walk away.
If you feel down because you had a bad day! Chin up! Tomorrow is another day and the worst has yet to come!
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I say unto myself I SHALL NEVER... USE APPLE MAPS AGAIN...
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats
Don`t judge me just because I sin differently from you.
It turns out if you cry at the DMV they`ll let you take a second photo
My friend offered me a free pole dance class. I said no. With my debt, the last thing I need to find out is that I`m great at pole dancing.
Drunk is when you feel sophisticated…but can’t pronounce it.
Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... "Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep."
I’m looking up in the sky and I have no idea which cloud has all my data