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I smile when I`m having dirty thoughts :)
I don`t need glasses ... I drink straight from the bottle.
if its got tits you will get nothing but trouble !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dating someone solely on their looks is shallow. Consider other things such as how much money they have.
Someone`s gotta break it to people under 25 that cameras can also point away from themselves.
I don’t always have a cool Facebook status, but when I do, an older relative ruins it with a lame comment.
This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik`s Cube. If you kids don`t know what a Rubik`s Cube is, it`s what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones. Mel
Since they`re loud and heavily scented already, Abercrombie & Fitch stores really are the ideal spot to go fart.
i like cake. and thats all for today goodbye :)
Guys, if she says she`s crazy, she`s harmless. The real crazy ones never give you a damn clue.
My girlfriend is gorgeous, selfless, graceful, highly intelligent and looking over my shoulder as I type.
*Hears a joke about a chocolate bar* *Snickers*
How many times do I have to say "excuse me" before "get the f*ck out of my way" becomes acceptable?
Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
I remembered my wedding anniversary today. It was last week.