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You can stop lifting weights now; it’s actually your personality that nobody likes.
There`s nothing better than a nap after a good nights sleep.
Oh Mickey, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!..face it you didn’t read that, you sang it.
I`m all over that like a fat kid on a Smarty
Don`t you love followers that don`t acknowledge your existence. Its so cute. Its like I have tiny marriages all over the world.
Has anyone seen where I put my organizational skills?
For a guy who cant figure out how a remote works my dad sure has a lot of advice for Obama.
I look forward to paying off all my debt so I can get back to just being broke.
In every organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.
Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just snuggle.
After spending the last week stealing cars and killing people I just found out GTA had missions.
Thinking " What would happen if the whole world farted at once and a person lit a lighter?"
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies.
My last relationship was almost as complicated as the knot my pocket created with my headphones.
I can think of other ways to eat fresh, but I`ll settle for this subway sandwich.