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We got about 5-6 inches of snow here in the last 24 hrs, or, according to men, we got 8 inches.
iPhone is really a terrible name considering how rarely I use it as a phone. That`s like if my bed was named iSex.
Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.
Just told my dog "Don`t walk in your own poop" and it strikes me as good advice to pass on to the rest of you as well. Please: don`t.
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.
It`s been scientifically proven that originally there were only five fruit cakes ever made!
Spiderman`s Spidey sense is just really spot on anxiety.
Slowly, Waldo`s wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together.
I just googled "Is there really cowbell in the actual song Don`t Fear the Reaper?" and my first response was, "Go outside and do something."
You posted a drunk selfie last night at 2:04 AM and then deleted it five minutes later. But I took a screenshot. Let`s negotiate.
that awkward moment when you`re alone somewhere and trying to take a picture of yourself.
If that was me in the movie Taken, my dad would have missed the call and emailed me 3 days later asking if I have a job yet
My opinion of yoga pants varies depending on if I`m at the gym or if I`m at Wal-Mart or at Taco Bell.
I will kill you with kindness even if I have to beat the sh!t out of you.
If I ever get to an age where the music from the ice cream truck doesn`t make me excited, pull the plug.