Daily Silly Status

I want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view.

Never do I feel as lazy and rude as when someone else in the room is vacuuming.

I hit a new low today and used a cheat code on Wii Fit

If Shrek can find love, so can you. What I`m trying to say is, you look like Shrek

I`ve been told that I never take responsibility for anything, and it`s all your fault.

If Monday had a face, I´d punch it.

I`m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out I`ll pop open the red and drink that.

Never call a woman crazy because she will say, "I`m not crazy!" and then go and do something crazy. Probably with matches.

I just ate Pasta and Anti-Pasta, but they annihilated each other, now I am hungry again.......

You don`t have to dress like you`re a handbag, unless you are Lady Gaga.

Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant

just wanted to tell the weekend that I love you and I will be back, I will not let the weekdays take me away from you.

I`m not antisocial. I`m pro leave-me-the-hell-alone.

I`ve decided that throughout the time period starting with Thanksgiving, continuing on to Christmas and ending on New Years Day, the term `Calories" regarding all food shall be referred to as "Deliciousness Points."

I’ve spent way too much of my life wondering why food doesn’t rhyme with good.