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What flavor is this Harlem Shake you speak of?
Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
It`s hard to compliment a fake person without lying.
My imaginary friend is bullying me.
I love using my GPS, problem is I can`t find it.
If a girl texts you and asks if you think she`s fat and you try to respond "Nooo" autocorrect changes it to "Moo" so that`s pretty cool.
I don`t really care who wins the elections as long as everyone had fun out there.
Can we just call it Zealand now? How long has it been? Move on people.
If you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders.
I don’t care how loud I’m laughing, I’m having fun and you’re not.
If I laugh randomly when you are talking to me, don`t worry, the voices are telling me jokes.
The last time I was someone`s type, I was donating blood.
To Do List: 1: Buy a knife 2: Call it kindness 3: Kill people with Kindness
I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
I`m at my most cardio when I am moving the treadmill into storage