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I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open looking for the answer.
One thing`s for sure when I shower with my boyfriend. My titties are spotless!!
word of the day: nincomtard
My poor neighbour suffered a stroke today...I must remember to close the blinds before getting naked.
The responsibility of taking out the trash should be left to the person who runs out of ways to fit more trash in the bag.
Orange Hi-C counts as a serving of fruit, right?
My kids keep bugging me about dinner, even after I keep telling them I already ate.
Momma didn`t raise no fool. I did this all on my own.
Mirrors don’t lie. And, lucky for me, they don’t laugh either.
I can`t believe that it`s the year 2012, and I still have to bend down to pick stuff up.
If you added up all the time you waste on Facebook, think how much TV you could watch.
As you get older your Christmas list gets shorter, because the things you want can`t be bought.
Won’t go back in my bathroom until spider is gone! Web search for “spider life span” reveals I will be able to shower again in 1 to 2 years.
AWESOME!
I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I’m still at work.