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With the promise of Free Drinks or Food, I’m willing to go pretty much anywhere.
I start to feel really anxious when my work piles up. I never know what to ignore first.
Honestly, I’ver never see anyone fall because of a banana.
If I could keep it short, my life would be so much simpler.
havung sex in a elevator is wrong on so many levels....no mattet what floor your on
The leading cause of divorce ? ... marriage
If you don`t know me by now....I`m a really good stalker.
Does anyone have plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?
I`ve always wondered why they don`t have a pregnant Barbie doll? Turns out Ken comes in a different box...
Free snow at my house. Shovel all you want!
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
Good neighbors do not put password on their wi-fi.
I have the means to do anything that I want on my day off from work which means that I dont want to do anything on my day off from work.
My Facebook movie is already in the dollar bin at Walmart.
I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue.