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If you bend over and place your ear next to a girls vagina , you can clearly hear her say "WTF are you Doing!"
If u cant live without me, why aren`t you dead yet.
Dude, I can`t post AND know when the light turns green. I`m pretty, not magical.
I wish I could just “like” a text so I don’t have to respond.
If I were the guy who made the Where’s Waldo books I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn’t there.
Of course I`m a good mother ... They`re still alive aren`t they.
pumpkin for sale, slightly used
If Olympic drinking was an event I would probably take gold in the floor routine.
The human race is the only one that lets its idiots live a full life...
If I pretend to be dead will you stop talking?
The one thing you can always count on is your fingers.
Whenever you can`t think of anything to say in therapy just go with, "I`ve been thinking about killing you."
Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie.
Saw A bumper sticker that said "Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap" not sure if he was a proud fat man or a disgruntled kidnapper though.