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This debt collector was just so surprised I answered my phone that they stuttered and hung-up lmao!!
Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
Ladies, not every guy who talks to you wants to bang you. Some of us know that you have booze and snacks in your purse.
Look UPS guy, you can`t just show up at someone`s house unannounced and expect them to have pants on.
I bet when Hugh Hefner dies no one will say "He`s in a better place now."
I don`t care what people think of me. It can`t be half as bad as what I think of them...
I ignored your Facebook friend request because there isn`t a "Hell no!" button.
Kids eat free today? Nice... In that case, I`ll have a water and my son will have the steak and shrimp combo with a kids bud light.
My neighbours diary say`s I have boundary issues.
I was being taught to use some machinery today, and I was quizzed as to the rules of it`s use. When asked what the first rule is I responded, "You do not talk about Fight Club."
Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn`t realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It`s causing quite a stir...
Ummm,, Can we just admit we may have taken this anybody can grow up to be President thing a bit too far.
Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean. Mostly against walls, tables, chairs, bars, floors & occasionally, weirdos ..
If booze isn`t the answer, then your question sucks.
I sure could help a lot of needy people if I won the big Powerball draw. Mainly sales people needing a commission, but still...