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Can anyone recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?
It takes a brave man to admit when his wife is wrong .
I neither like nor want to date Taylor Swift, but I know at some point it’ll just be my turn.
Got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently, security doesn`t appreciate it when you call "shotgun" before boarding a plane.
You haven`t really made it until people start using your name as a verb.
If a camera adds 10 pounds then maybe stop eating them
People with the loudest car audio systems usually have the worst taste in music.
I`m happy, but not "Oprah just told me to look under my chair" happy.
Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a "judgment free" zone...unless we`re talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week.
Some things make you go hmm. Some things make you go ugh! I make you go "Did he really just say that?"
Early reports indicate I`m gonna be drunk all weekend.
“Let’s eat, get drunk and watch people exercise” – sports fans
My Facebook weather forecast looks like I can expect 2 or 3 inches of drama tonight followed by a lot of bullsh!t blowing in from all directions in the morning.
Whenever I receive a text saying bahaha, I like to believe you are a sheep on drugs.
Ain`t no sandwich when she`s gone.