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Roses are red, violets are blue. I lowered my standards, just for you.
At long last, I`ve finished my research into the effect alcohol has on physical movement.....The results were, quite frankly, staggering.
I really shouldn`t have driven home from the bar last night. ..Especially since I walked there. :)
Women can brutally and methodically destroy your life. But they let you see their tits along the way so it`s totally cool.
That son of a b*tch moment when you`re walking around the house with socks on and step on a random wet spot.
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it. I`m totally flexible.
The only real difference between my 20s and my 30s is that now I make all my bad decisions before midnight.
Some days the problem is I care too much... Today was not one of those days...
In the spirit of spring cleaning and Easter, I`m keeping the dust bunnies as decorations.
Any amusement you may have experienced from my past posts are in no way a guarantee of future performance.... Please initial here and sign here.
If a worker gets fired & banned from the Lego company, have they been "blocked"?
I`d be so much more successful if some of my ancestors had just married better.
I spend so much time on the internet, that the priest pronounced us husband and wi-fi.
To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!
I don`t like morning people ... Or mornings ... Or people.