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wondering if today is a good day to implement my plan...
It’s ok if you don’t agree with me. I can’t force you to be right.
I’ve come to the realization that the trash goes out more than I do.
The only reason I liked your post was because I was trying to clean a smudge off my screen.
The gym is like church to some people. No matter what they do all week, they think they can erase it with one visit.
My internet goes out more than I do.
If my father taught me one thing, it was probably how to take both hands off the wheel to sarcastically applaud people in traffic.
I don`t think boredom gets enough blame for the trouble it causes.
To all the lovely ladies here I`m not wearing green....to all the guys here, I know Ju-Jitsu. Just saying
If Crunch Berries aren`t considered fresh fruit I don`t think this diet is going to work out.
what I hate about technology is that even my book ran out of batteries
I just watched Back to the Future Part II and not once did I see a person walking around staring at their smartphone.
If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra.
Last night I was walking the sexiest girl ever home until she turned around and saw me.
I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.