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They sell Harvard shirts at Target so that’s a good way to save $ 399,984.05.
Don`t do anything you`re not prepared to explain to a paramedic...
SCARY BUT TRUE: statistics show that everyone who’s ever used a cell phone will die
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Im pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
This time change has me all messed up. Driving with my hands at 11 and 3 is hard
Corduroy pillows?... They`re making headlines!....
Santa must be the bravest man around. Who else would let a bunch of deer pull them around in a sleigh during hunting season?
I yawn all day at work & school. But when it comes to at night, I’m not tired at all.
My mom always said that I`d never find a man dumb enough to marry me. Well, I showed her...
To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today.
One great thing about life before the internet was if you met someone, you didn`t then have to know them the rest of your life.
If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate they`d have to call the offspring a Zonkey because Debra is already taken.
this isn`t the status you`re looking for
It`s always darkest before the dawn. So if you`re going steal your neighbor`s newspaper that`s be the time to do it.
If it`s alcoholic anonymous. Why do the members stand up an in-troduce them selves?