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Do you think they still give out chips in Gambler`s Anonymous?
If it walks like a duck and it looks like a duck, the chances are she`s practising for her next selfie
Does Facebook offer a 401(k)?
Alcohol doesn´t solve any problems ... but then again, neither does milk.
this website used to be full of funny statuses. Then the 8-year olds came in.
feels like I`m forgetting to flip someone off today.
Why do they ask you "Please press 1 for English, then put you with someone who`s accent is so thick you can`t understand them?
Didn`t sleep much but I got a few solid hours of worrying done.
Is beer cheaper on cyber monday?
Coworker drank the last of the coffee and now he`s going to the clinic for a `work related` injury.
While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body -But men are so polite, that they stare only at the covered places.
heyy lol
That weirdo that comes into bars and tries to sell roses would make a lot more money if he sold tacos.
Immature: A word boring people use to describe fun people.
I`m terribly conflicted when people I hate from work, bring cupcakes.