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The best thing about telepathy is…I know, right?
If every social website was set up to look like a spreadsheet, pretending to work would be so much easier for me.
It hurts when you goto unfriend someone only to discover they beat you to it
If I could choose any one mythological creature to become alive & real, I`d have to pick…My girlfriend.
The real problem with this generation is that the cartoons suck.
I can`t wait to procrastinate.
Maybe Voldemort`s face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
Sometimes I feel like a loser for spending so much time on Facebook. Then I remember there are people out there who comment on pornhub videos
I`m about 0 for 300 in looking for safes behind wall paintings
hey single people..tomorrow is officially `rebound day` after all the ridiculously high romantic expectations end in `epic fail`
The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse is pretending I’m not excited.
I bet all the cool math nerds call each other algebros.
Size does matter ... When ordering a pizza
Afraid my muffin top is desiring to become a pound cake.
Did you hear about the homeless guy that tried selling me meth?.... Yeah it was Bumcrack.