Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Relatives - Because sometimes you need reminding of your bad genes too.
A woman at my gym has a jellyfish tattoo on her arm ... So I peed on her
To all my friends who post Controversial, Obscene, Dirty, Offensive, and Derogatory posts, .. Keep that sh!t up. I like it....
That must have been a heck of a party judging by the police reports.
I don`t care what people think of me. It can`t be half as bad as what I think of them...
It would be a lot easier to drink the recommended 64oz of water a day if it was beer.
I hope someone drives slightly slower in front of you on a crowded highway and you can’t pass.
Help keep America beautiful. Stay in your house today.
Would an obsession with the imperial measurement system be considered a foot fetish?
I lost my mood ring today. Not sure how to feel about it
Anybody else have those FB friends that set up a FB account 4 years ago and posted once or twice and hasn`t been back on since? And you wonder how they can exist without a Life?
Being sick is your bodies way of saying “Hey, you really need to catch up on some TV”.
Sorry, I can`t delete any of my voicemails cause then people would be able to leave me a new one
Just scraped 3 inches of "Mostly Cloudy" off my car.
The awkward moment when someone say "I gotta use the restroom.... Never mind."