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I drink my coffee out of a clear mug so people so where my tolerance level is at.
Man, those 2013 Mayan Calenders are REALLY hard to find...
Here`s to ignoring our real problems and getting outraged about something on the internet.
Awkward moment when you don’t know if you were offered gum out of generosity or if your breath stinks.
Sometimes I order fajitas at a restaurant just to get more attention.
A man made eye contact with me on the train, so I left my shoe behind ... And now, we wait...
thinks we need to think like a first grade teacher and separate Romney and Gingrich next time they debate!
Nascar would be so more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
It scares me when the lights go out and it`s complete darkness. The first thing I think is ... OMG I just went blind!
"Do you have a charger?" is the new "Could I bum a cigarette?"
CONGRATULATIONS! You are the 13th woman he`s called "beautiful" on Facebook today.
Facebook is not all about likes and shares. . . Like and share if you agree.
Just tore the tag off my mattress and there’s nothing the feds can do about it. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
The problem with some people is that they’re alive.
And remember friends, condoms aren`t always protective....my friend was wearing one and he fell down the stairs