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In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don`t think I can keep watching movies
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
I used to be a class act......or clown,as my 7th grade teacher would tell my parents!!
I haven`t been drinking. I know what day it is. I didn`t lose my pants. This might be my car. I know how to drive. -Lies I`ve told to cops.
people live & people die, but in the the end we still get high.. so if in life you dont succeed, F*CK it All & smoke some WEED ?
If I could just make one thing very clear at this point ... I would.
If you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin, muffins are healthy :) your welcome.
A graham cracker is just a white dude selling coke in the ghetto.
sorry abaut the message I sent you last night, my phone was drunk!
The Ex is bringing my kids back home. Time to strategically place the panties I bought from Victoria`s secret around the house.
When I said I like it rough I was talking about the sex, not the whole entire relationship...
I just googled Magnum condoms and I swear I could hear Siri laughing.
If women kept their feelings to themselves would they explode? Guess we`ll never know.
:): The Bipolar smiley face
has a Massive drinking problem ... there is no alcohol in the house!