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The statement ‘Hey! Calm down!’ has a zero to no success rate of getting someone to calm down.
I love how when your watching a crime show and they have to tell you that "this is a reenactment" oh really? you mean you didn`t actually catch the murder on video?
Why is it called stealing when your WIFI is trespassing in my house?
Call me a hoarder if you want but don`t come crying to me when you need a 3 foot tall stack of mayonnaise jar labels.
Sorry, everyone, it looks like my Facebook account was hacked by tequila last night...
I’M ENGAGED…..to be hungover tomorrow.
There`s always cake to celebrate happy moments, but I really think cake would do better during the bad times. Got fired? Have a cake.
It`s so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.
Guys I can`t be leave I`m sharing this with you, but I saw my self on TV. After I turned it off.
Retirement plans compared .. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycl
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance… The five stages of waking up.
I hate spelling errors so much. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined....
The saying, "Say no to drugs" has always made me laugh. If you`re talking to drugs, it`s probably too late to say no to them.
Why the hell isn`t the iphone`s battery life called "Apple Juice."