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Monica & Chandler’s twins would be 9 this year, Pheobe’s triplets 14, Ben 18, and Emma 11. Let’s just take a moment to let that sink in.
I just found out people are playing golf online. And I thought my life sucked!
Wishing you a fabulous 2014 that is full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I wonder if more children were conceived because of alcohol or more alcohol was consumed because of children.
If you watched a person cut a piece of wood, would that be sawed or seen?
I think it`s safe to assume that people buying stock in twitter have never actually been on twitter.
I`m getting all dressed up. Have a feeling I might be on COPS tonight.
loves infomercials, but claiming that a product promotes weight loss when combined with diet and exercise is like claiming it grants wishes when used with a leprechaun.
One should love animals.. They are so tasty.
Dear axe body spray, Could you Please put a suggested spray size on your deodorant bottles. Best regards, Asphyxiated girls everywhere.
I`m not sure what my credit score is but I`m pretty sure I`m losing.
I hate when I’m alone in the dark and my brain says, “Hey, you know what we haven’t thought about in a while? Ghosts..”
They say 1 in 3 people cheat in a relationship. I`m not sure if its my wife or my girlfriend.
I still sing my ABC’s to see which letter comes first.
Home alone… Time to teach the neighbors what good music sounds like!