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Who´s up for Candyland? $20 buy in
I told the monster in my closet that coming out of of there would make him gay, haha problem solved ....
I pay $200 a month for car insurance, I`ll run all the red lights I want
I’m at the doctor’s office & they don’t know why I have this rash on my balls. Guess I’ll wait for the Dr, these other patients are clueless.
Meanwhile on Facebook, someone has made a casserole...
I`ve found if you tuck one part of a pants leg into your sock, people expect less of you.
Seven years ago today I swallowed bubblegum ... I`ll keep you all posted.
Taking your pants off is a good way to let someone know you feel comfortable in their home.
Objects in spandex are larger than they appear
If there`s one thing I`ve learnt in life it`s to stay clothed during sensitive conversations.
Hooray ! My face book film has been nominated for an Academy Award
Come to think of it, I’ve never seen a taxi fill up at a gas station
Why does it have to be bacon OR sausage?
Energy conservation activists would get more attention if they called themselves power rangers.
You can`t run from your problems. unless your fat.