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Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they`re getting insulted or complimented daily.
So if one was to type ‘idiot’ into Google, would your picture come up?
Why do some people call it a "tuna-fish" sandwich? It`s not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.
I DON`T UNDERSTAND IT! WHY THE F*CK WOULD SOMEBODY BREAK INTO A HOUSE JUST TO STEAL A REMOTE CON - Never mind, I found it.
Where does Peter Pan have his lunch? At Wendy`s.
Scientists have recently discovered that approximately 2% of Earth`s water at any given time is found on Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher
It`s not cellulite, it`s my body`s way of saying "I`m sexy" ... in braille.
I don`t understand interventions. What`s the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of reasons why I drink in the first place?
I`d be so much more successful if some of my ancestors had just married better.
Well, it`s almost the end of the year. No point in trying to become a good person this late in the game.
Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time.
I am who I am, your approval is not needed.
They say laughter is the best medicine... found out that`s not true for treating diarrhea.
Happiness comes from within. That`s why it always feels so good to fart.
Before Walmart you had to buy a ticket to the fair to see a bearded lady!