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When I say "It`s a long story," it doesn`t mean it`s actually a long story. It means I just don`t want to tell you.
Doing pretty good so far on my 1500 calorie a day diet as long as I don`t eat anything else today and tomorrow.
Facebook: Saving us money on birthday cards since 2004
Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
When people ask for my advice, I advise them not to take my advice. That really screws them up.
My head hurts, I think my horns are coming in...
Thumbnail pics. Helping ugly people look hot until you click on them since 1995.
I would never survive a real job because I dont like being told when I can eat lunch...
I bought a book called `How to become an expert at Origami`. So far, I`ve made 1000 paper snowballs.
This debate episode has to be the craziest Celebrity Apprentice I`ve ever seen!
Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.
If stress burned calories, Iād be a super model.
My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It`s called lunch.
You know that look women get when they want sex ? ..........me neither.