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I don`t get along with Hipster kids. Not a fan of the smell of thrift stores.
That awkward moment when you run into someone and there`s no where to hide
The phrase "don`t take this the wrong way" has zero % success rate
If you can´t say anything nice ... we´re probably related.
It’s a good thing the fate of mankind doesn’t depend on me turning on the correct stove-top burner on my first try.
Please drink responsibly this weekend and don`t drink and dri......Wait this is Facebook, most of you probably won`t leave the house! ... Good talk!
How can I go to sleep when this movie I’ve seen 70 times just started?
Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for most of you.
I don`t really like the idea that James Franco might be in my grandkids` history textbooks.
Don`t think I didn`t notice that you deleted your status when no one Liked it.
is confused. Oh wait, maybe not.
Inspirational status of the day: Don’t be a douche.
I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I’m going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.
I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one!
I am not lazy, I`m on power saving mode