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Before you decide to spend less time on social media... make sure you go to every social media website and tell everyone.
The wrong time to have a seizure is probably during a Harlem Shake Video.
woman belong in the kitchen? thats where the knives are you fool.
is accepting applications. Needed someone to keep me from doing dumb stuff. See previous post.
Remember the good ole days when we had to get out of bed to use the Internet.
I`m a little stumped by this beer to pee volume ratio.
I`m sending a whole bunch of emails to random Nigerians letting them know they`ve won the Canadian lottery.
Life advice: Enjoy the f*ck out of it. It`s that simple.
I always try to learn from the mistakes of other people..... who have taken my advice
Ladies and Gentleman, I`ve traveled a long way, crossed many bridges, fought my way through countless obstacles, all to bring you this one sad truth about life. There`s never enough beer.
It`s Saturday morning. My neighbor has mowed his lawn AND weeded his garden. I`ve spent ten minutes trying to reach the remote with my foot.
Before bed, my Dad would always say, "OK son, time to hit the sack." Not sure how me punching him in the balls helped him sleep, but hey, that’s my Dad for ya.
I don`t even know why chicks spend so much time and money on their hair when all guys look at is their tits.
Kids today will never know the frustration of having to rewind their dads porn tapes to the exact same spot...
If the cupcake has some green sprinkles on it, it`s a vegetable, right?