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I wanna see Mythbusters do the bible.
That urge you get to write “No one gives a crap” on someone’s status.
Change is always hard.... Especially when a jar of it falls on your head.
It`s impossible to look like a bad ass while eating a snow cone.
What`s the right age to stop running naked from the bedroom to the bathroom?
When does paying taxes get shut down? Asking for everyone with a job.
I said I was good at making decisions. I didn`t say the decisions I made were good.
Reasons to get out of bed: None.
I overheard 2 girls say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation.
Facebook: Wasting peoples lives since 2004
Good rule of thumb: if you see an adult riding a children’s bicycle, you’re probably in a bad neighborhood.
That one-day popularity on Facebook because it’s your birthday.
everyone has that one crazy person in there family...but in my case everyone is just as crazy as i am!XD
Guess it`s time to get to the part of the day I hate... the part which requires pants.
I licked some of the frosting, but then I just ate the whole cake. No evidence. Problem solved.