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I don`t think I could love any person as much as I love BACON... Mmmmm Bacon...
If the sprayer in the sink can`t get it off and the dishwasher can`t get it off then I assume it`s just meant to be a part of the pan.
If I had a time machine I`d go back to 900 A.D. and just scare the sh!t out of people with an electric toothbrush.
It’s all fun and games until they reply to your text with a phone call.
Searching Netflix is almost more of an activity than watching a movie on Netflix.
buying an old Mercedes Benz so that people may think you have been rich all along
They say when you meet the right one you will know right away. But why does it take 3 years to know it’s the wrong one?
scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status
New marital Status update : Taken, but only for GRANTED
People in glass houses can throw whatever they want. They live in a glass house, I`m not expecting them to be practical
I need chapstick on my lips ... anyone want to share ?
A friend like you is worth a million dollars. So, if you don’t mind…can I sell you? :D
Nobody talk to me until I`ve Instagrammed my coffee.
Do athletic people not know about Netflix?
Common sense has become so rare it should be classified as a superpower.