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I didn`t get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life.
Looks like Waldo got on the malasian plane.. well played waldo.. well played..
I was fighting with this gal over who is lazier. I let her win.
I´m pretty sure I had a good time last night. Let me finish reading the police report and I´ll let you know.
If I had a time machine, I would just keep going back to bed.
You have a point. It`s just not very sharp
Iron Man is a superhero. Iron woman is a command.
I didn`t see anyone important today so I`m going to wear the same clothes tomorrow.
Mirrors don`t lie. Lucky for you, they can`t laugh either.
People would probably piss me off a lot less if I was allowed to drive a tank.
people say nobody`s perfect..i made nobody!..
And Jesus said, those footprints on the beach where two sets become one, that`s where I unfollowed you.
Couldn`t stay awake sitting on the couch, so I laid down in bed to make sure I wouldn`t fall asleep
Driving isn’t even in the top 5 things I’m thinking about when I’m driving.
I like to Party! ... and by Party I mean take Naps