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Decided to make a life altering decision today.... When I think of it I`ll let you know
Everyday I’m shoveling. – Winter 2014
A genius would have put Kevin Bacon in Grease.
Is it just me, or does this gravy I made taste like scotch? Anyway, best Thanksgiving EVER!
Make your day more fun by going up to a stranger and asking "Hey, how have you been since the amnesia?"
Just spent the last 30 minutes cutting a Batman mask off the back of a box of Honey Nut Cheerios & my kid thinks he`s gonna get to wear it.
With great power comes a great electricity bill.
If you don`t remember her name in the morning, take her to Starbucks.
I probably shouldn’t have driven home from the bar last night ... Especially as I walked there in the first place.
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s…That’s because she changes it more often.
pens and pencils are drumsticks and desks and textbooks are drum kits. its a fact.
I come from a long line of successful people. I have successfully stopped that tradition.
I`m in no shape to exercise patience!
I`m having an out of money experience.
There`s no way that whatever mothballs prevent is worse than the smell of mothballs.