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I need plastic surgery to fix whatever it is about my face that gives people the impression I want to hear about their relationship problems.
So another day has come and gone and I still haven`t used algebra.
So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
I put a dollar in one of those change machines once. Nothing changed.
Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn’t change anything. It messes with your mind & steals your happiness.
Like medicine, some people should only be allowed to talk in doses. Like 30 sentences three times a day.
Until today, I thought American Horror Story was a book about marriage.
One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling, "help! shark! help! " I just laughed, I knew that shark was not going to help him.
Do they have to play movies so loud at the theatre? I litterally have to scream into my phone.
I don`t think the lady who just shushed a baby in the library knows how babies work
F is for friends who do stuff without you.
dont love..dont hurt...keep doing flirt..:)
If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn’t think you could read.
Don’t break anyone’s heart; they only have one. Break they’re bones. They have over 200 of them.
"You should`ve come with us!" well, inviting me would`ve helped..