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If you need help moving I am one hundred percent there for you emotionally.
I`ve been told my posts are too depressing but what does it matter. We`ll all be dead soon anyway.
Well, if anything, the Mayans did teach us one valuable lesson. If you don`t finish something...it`s really not the end of the world.
How can I love nature when it did this to my hair?
Searching Netflix is almost more of an activity than watching a movie on Netflix.
Pretty sure I look forward to my boss` vacation`s more than he does.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, scratch between my butt cheeks....I`m in public.
I`ll never forget the first time I saw a dry erase board, "Wow" I thought, "that`s remarkable"
Sometimes you have to flip out and go bat sh!t crazy to make a point.
Is everything expensive or am I simply poor?
Sorry ladies, but I already got my eyes on a woman who`s not interested.
I really don`t get Astrology but I just hope my daughter stays a Virgo until she`s at least 18.
I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That`s it. No more reading!
I used to be so broke when homeless people saw me coming by they would hide their change cups.
Back in my day we had 9 planets.