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I can`t tell them apart, was that Milli or Vanilli doing the sign language at Madela`s funeral?
Immature is a word boring people use to describe fun people.
I suspect the ancient Greeks would be horrified that we refer to `laying on a couch all weekend watching a TV series` as a "marathon"…
Who ever said technology will replace paper.....has obviously never tried wiping their a$$ with an IPAD.
Adding “and sh!t” to the end of a sentence to make it sound cooler and sh!t.
It takes patience to listen, it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
Obesity: When you buy a hula-hoop and it fits you.
Social media is great if you like socializing without wearing pants.
Time to turn over a new leaf ... With my luck it’ll be poison ivy.
Hate cleaning my floors...how fast would I go to hell if I got a blind roommate and replaced his cane with a swiffer?
Do strippers have nightmares where they are in front of a large crowd with their clothes on?
I`m so hungry I could eat without looking down at my phone.
Just because I know I`m a "Good looking, extremely intelligent, funny as hell, sexy ass, Motherf#ker" doesn`t mean I`m "Conceited"...Im more like a "Realist", that just so happens to be very good with adjectives!...A "Bad-Ass Realist", that is!
I Don`t Care If you Don`t Like Me .. Iam Not A Facebook Status :D
STD`s aren`t like pokémon, your not suppose to catch`em all!