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If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
Sweetie, if your gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty!
Waiting for the day when a girl finally says that I’m “the one,” but isn’t talking to a police officer.
is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I´m awesome..
People who don’t like pizza are people you don’t need in your life.
It must be really hard to judge wet t-shirt contests. I saw one recently, and all the t-shirts looked equally wet.
When your parties have glasses instead of red cups, you’re a grown up.
I’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more. I don’t even know where sandwiches live...
You mean to tell me people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
That one day of fame on Facebook because it`s your birthday.
A friend of mine told me i have to update my self and I asked my self : does he mean there can be a latest version of me?
Apple is looking to expand its market share among Latinos. No word yet on the release date of their newest device, the iCaramba.
How many Weight Watcher points are in an entire bottle of wine?
Champagne says I`m classy. Vodka says I can do anything I want. My therapist says I have to stop talking to my drinks.
My favorite thing to do on Facebook is to get in a long conversation with someone and then delete all my comments so they look crazy.