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Adam: Eve, you read the terms and conditions before using that Apple product right? Eve: Uh yeah, totally
Iām single by choice. Not my choice, but still a choice!
I`m not feeling myself today ... would you do it for me?
I worry about people who write "taken" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them? Why aren`t we helping to find them?
Everyone has a right to their own opinion, no matter how wrong they are. And that`s why we have a problem.
I can`t stand people who blame everyone else for their problems....I`d be successful and happy by now if it wasn`t for them!!!!
Happy 4th of July ... U can toss out the Christmas tree now
People: What a bunch of bastards!
Has anybody tried unplugging Congress and then plugging it back in?
Whenever my son questions my knowledge on any subject, I just remind him that I`m older than the Internet.
In terms of procrastination, I`ve had a very productive day.
If a mass murderer on death row ordered a Klondike Bar for his last meal I bet it would explain a lot.
If you have no internet history you silently admit wrong doing.
I guess I need to buy some new drink coasters because I finally ran out of AOL free trial CDs.
For once I would like to see a horoscope that says, "You`re totally f*cked this month"