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Roses are red, violets are blue. I lowered my standards, just for you.
Winter needs to calm the f*ck down
Sex ed class should be listening to a baby cry for 5 hours while watching the same cartoon on repeat.
Why put off `til tomorrow what you can premeditate today.
Thanks to Facebook, rock bottom now has a waiting list.
Holding up score cards during sex is not acceptable, apparently.
Hey micky you`re so fine, you`re so fine you blow my mind hey micky! hey micky! Admit it, you didnt read it, you sang it
Somebody told me I`m horrible with names.
I always give my extra money to Charity. She is usually on the main stage around 11pm.
I read in a book somewhere that we only use 12% of our brains....I wonder what the other half is for?
Never trust a married guys opinion of who’s hot. It’s like asking a starving guy what food tastes good.
I forgot to post this earlier
is clapping his hands and stomping his feet because he is happy and he knows it.
May your neighbors respect you, troubles neglect you, angels protect you and heaven accept you.
There are plenty of fish in the sea ...That`s cool and all....but I`m a human.