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Email: 8 character min, including 1 upper, 1 lower, 1 number, 1 special character. ATM card: 4 numbers
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.
Often I convince myself I enjoy the company of other humans. Then I spend time with them and remember I don`t.
Who`s up for some curling in my driveway?
Just because I`m awake doesn`t mean I`m ready to do things
Sorry, I can’t today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandfather’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and yes, it was tragic.
The Internet: 1% information 1% jokes 98% outrage over information and jokes
To save time, lets just assume I am never wrong ;)
Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power
If you`re not the lead dog, the scenery never changes!
I saw a comedian one time who did nothing but make geography puns. talk abbottabad act.
I like to think all pizzas are personal pizzas.
Honey, tact is for people who aren`t witty enough to be sarcastic.
I Don`t Care If you Don`t Like Me .. Iam Not A Facebook Status :D
Alright, I give up! I`ve listened to the song like 50 times now, and I still don`t know what the fox is saying!