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Today is different because after you lie to someone, you tell them you were lying.
I`ve considered changing career paths and becoming a demolitions expert, but then I hear the education may cost me an arm and a leg.
Was born with a rare condition called "Amazing"
Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throw away ANYTHING, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican drug lord..
I like when videogames limit how many things you can hold. "You have 100 items in an invisible bag. Carrying another would be unrealistic"
My phone is covered in cupcake frosting and dried ice cream, in case you were wondering how my life is going.
Apparently, 4 people die every year trying to put their pants on... - me, explaining to my (ex)boss why I went in with no pants
To everybody that is single don`t worry you will have your day............ Palm Sunday is just around the corner
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
Scientist Proved That There are more Than 124786534688644478 People Living In This world who are Too Lazy To Read The Above Number...!!!
I`ll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones
At this point Washington DC is basically just an elaborate promotional stunt for Grand Theft Auto V.
I`m 0-9 on finding secret rooms behind bookcases.
I`ve spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can`t find his nuggets.
My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from the driver.