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All I`m saying is if guys were meant to make them, they`d be call sandWIZARDS.
Has anyone ever seen a gorilla in the mist? Some of the local drivers struggle to see my car in perfect daylight conditions, so I doubt that they`d spot a Gorilla in limited visibility!!!!!
Lazy is a very strong word, I like to call it “selective participation.”
Saying, "We need to talk," is the most efficient way to freak someone out
WOW! This gym thing is a lot harder than it looked on Instagram.
Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you`re interrupting!
Nothing gets me motivated for 10-15 seconds like a good inspirational quote.
yelling at the referee that he made a mistake has never worked, No Referee has never turned around and said, "Why yes your are right silly me I did make a mistake, penalty denied, goal kick"
I’m not sure why, but to me Cheerios sound like the happiest of all circular shaped cereals.
since when was it cool to have an iPhone at the age of 10.. i sincerely hope those parents know what they`ve done.
That amazing moment when you post a comment on Facebook and everyone likes it.
No thanks, Inspirational guy, but I am only on Facebook for the jokes and the meltdowns.
People say nails on a chalkboard is the worst sound ever... I think it`s the alarm clock in the morning.
My scars tell a story. A story about a guy who`s really f*cking clumsy.