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I just love having sex with you...Next time I hope you are there with me.
I bet anyone who`s had to fight a bear has snuck at least one hug in
If I told you I loved you, would you believe me or just stand there freaking out about me being in your closet?
Lazy fact #128540162, You were too lazy to read that number.
My left buttcheek fell asleep. I`m Half-a$$ing everything I do for the next ten minutes.
If you ever disappeared while hiking, Iād remain with the search party at least until it started raining.
What do they give the person that has everything? antibiotics
Childhood is like being drunk: Everyone remembers what you did except you.
Side boob is only hot on women, bro.
Facebook, the lost and found for people. . .
If you hold a 40oz bottle to your ear you can hear the ghetto.
There`s been a whole lot of office Romance since I became self employed...
If I`m guilty of anything it`s loving you too much. Oh and indecent exposure...I suppose trespassing too.
I saw a comedian one time who did nothing but make geography puns. talk abbottabad act.
So I wanted to publicly apologize for not doing the ice bucket challenge for everyone that nominated me. I don`t give money to charity, unless she is on stage B at 11:30.