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If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...
I believe in karma that means I can do bad things to people I don’t like and assume they deserved it.
I had four E`s and LSD last night. Such an awful start to a game of scrabble!!
I was offering free mammograms in the company parking lot long before my employer was doing it ... just sayin
Scientists say the Universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons... They forgot to add Morons.
I fail to understand the ‘good’ part of ‘good morning’
Do you know what this house is missing? A box of $#!+, Let`s get a cat.
This police sketch artist has no idea that he`s about to draw me as the most bad ass Batman caricature ever.
Who ever said, "The customer is always right", clearly never worked with the public a day in their life.
I`d like to read an obituary that says "He laid down the boogie and played that funky music till he died."
They keep telling me theres plenty of fish in the sea, but I havent caught one in years, soooo I continue to sit here, holding my rod.
I am the head of this household, and I have my wife`s permission to say so.
No thank you.No thank you.No thank you.No thank you.No thank you.No thank you.No thank you.No thank you. I just want the oil change
Arguing with people in the comments section is like crack for me. I don`t do it.
My facebook has been rated PG for Poor Guy