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When does hibernation start? Because I am 100% participating in that.
I just lifted a couch to retrieve a Skittle that fell underneath it, so I get you Moms that lift cars to rescue children, I get you.
Some people have a natural talent for stupid. Others take that talent and actually ENHANCE it!
Have you ever stopped to think, and forgot to start again?
I just wanted to say thank you to all the people that have given me a reason to drink this Friday night.
When you`re tucking your kids in at night, read them a few select Facebook statuses, kiss them on the forehead and whisper "This is why we must stay in school."
Some people just lack the ability to realize that everyone in the room wants them to shut up.
The "I got your nose" game is fun to play with kids, but try it on the pharmacist at Target & she`ll call security.
Apparently everyone was too high in the 70`s when Grease came out to notice that every "student" at Rydell High looked like they were 35
If you are what you eat then where is this place that a ton of people are eating stupid?
Don`t think I didn`t notice that you deleted your status when no one Liked it.
You know it`s cold outside when during rush hour you get the mitten instead of the finger.
Whenever you hear the phrase "Oh no he didn`t" you can rest assured that he did.
Good rule of thumb: if you see an adult riding a children’s bicycle, you’re probably in a bad neighborhood.
No thanks, Inspirational guy, but I am only on Facebook for the jokes and the meltdowns.