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Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
The easiest way to keep a secret is without help
I don’t cut in front of people whenever I’m waiting in long line, that’s rude. I just start dancing & grinding on them until they get all weirded out & leave. Works every time.
Happiness, is just a liquor store away.
Sometimes I think "What would Dexter do"?
This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik`s Cube. If you kids don`t know what a Rubik`s Cube is, it`s what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones. Mel
When I`m not sleepy, I listen to some Chris Brown. That knocks me out right away.
I`m obviously smarter than you`re
If ignorance is bliss then there`s a crap load of people in paradise
I like to stand 20 ft in front of the Walmart greeter and greet people before he gets a chance.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $4.95 a minute.
No officer I wasn’t texting, that’s dangerous. I was checking my email.
Eating Popcorn: 90% during the trailers. 10% during the movie.
Ok Brazil, this would be a time when it`s ok to bite an opponent.
Whoever made up the saying "It`s the thought that counts" never got a pair of crocs for Christmas.