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I like to finish all of my drive thru orders with, "And that`s for here."
I don`t know what`s more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.
Please do not read this.
It`s been close to a million years since I exaggerated about anything.
Life is what happens when you’re not looking at a screen.
Whats the best part about dating a homeless chick, ..... You can drop her off anywhere
How about first you show me your benefits and THEN I`ll let you know if we can be friends.
I`m not saying that I`ve been online too long, I`m just saying that when I close my eyes I scroll through my thoughts
it`s a fact that flies on screens are not afraid of cursors
I try to avoid trouble but I think it likes me.
My house has really let itself go.
i used to like you but thanks to facebook i now know how boring u are
Do short people start their childhood stories with "when I was little", too?
I like to think that people that unfriend me wake up months later regretting that irreversible and life altering decision.
Multitasking (verb) - Screwing up several things at once.