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I can`t wait for the day when my kids are old enough that I can drink with them and not because of them.
I`m trying to be healthy and grow my own food but I can`t find any Twinkie seeds. :/
There were only 3 commandments until Moses’ wife got involved.
Relax, we`re all crazy. It`s not a competition.
Take mentos and freeze into ice cubes. Put the ice cubes in your friend’s drink. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode.
i don`t care if u don`t like me ........... i am not a facebook status:D
its not the up`s and down`s that bring you down...its the jerks!!
Most days the best thing about my job is that my chair spins
Blood moon, shooting stars....I gotta move to a safer galaxy
Facebook should allow people to be in a relationship with food. That would be my relationship for eternity.
Today`s brilliant idea: Slim Fast beer.
Confucius would have been great at Status Updates......
i hate that the sun comes up so early
All my dance moves look like i`m trying to tell the guy on first base to steal second
Whether a Vacuum is on or off, it`s always collecting dust.